Bloody Smurf Jizz

Yuck? No, Bloody Smurf Jizz is pretty good. Try it. It's fun to order in a bar.

Bloody Smurf Jizz Ingredients

Bloody Smurf Jizz Drink Recipe

  1. chill the grenadine
  2. pour the blue curacao into a champagne flute
  3. add the sprite to taste
  4. slowly pour the grenadine into the glass in order for it to sink
  5. add the Bailey's irish cream with a teaspoon slowly in the glass to allow it to float

Non Sequitur

It's time to tell the truth about Smurfs.

You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times.

"But," people ask, "do Smurfs have..... you know,...... *sex*?"

The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES! And why shouldn't they? They're people, too.

What *most* people don't know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year.

Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you'd be blue, too.

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