In the who cares department we find Gingerbread Men. The largest Gingerbread Man every made was 1,308 lbs. and was over 20 feet tall. The displaying of the giant cookie turned to disaster during an attempt to dunk it in milk. (this is a joke). If you don’t find it funny, you haven’t had enough to drink, yet.
Start your night with a little gold, as in Golschalager and your night won't be the same.